Friday, November 14, 2008
i saw this thing at my fren lihui's blog. so funny can. i should share too.
DANGEROUS RATED RA21!.1. newely wed girl told mom her husband is still a virgin.mom asked "how do u know ?"girl replied " last night when we made love, his cock was still in plastic cover."2.bangala worker " Sir, mi no come to work, mi sick."boss " when i am sick, i have sex with my wife, try it"2 hrs later. . . . .bangala worker " boss! it worked! mi ok now. you got nice house ;)"3.after sex, thai girl kept fondling man's cock.man asked " why? wan to have 2nd round ? "thai girl replied " no la, jus admiring ur cock. i used to have one before."4.womens's lives are hard.morning wash clothes.noon hang clothes.evening keep clothes.night iron clothes.midnight take off clothes.after midnight find clothes.5.to make it straight she pulls it.to make it stand she rubs it.to make it stiff she licks it.to let it in she pushes it. True?threading a needle is not easy.6.priest lost his chicken and asked during mass:"anyone got a cock?" all men rose."i meant anyone seen a cock?" all women rose."i mean anyone seen my cock?" all nuns rose.7.a sad story.a women's husband died & she had him cremated.she then blew his ashes into the ocean and said,"sweetheart, this is my last blowjob for you."8.girl: "mom what is a penis?"mom: "when you become a good girl you will get one"girl: "but mom what if i am not a good girl?"mom: "then u will get many"9.a lawyer who was confused in his maths ask his secretary:"if i give u $3 million less 17.5%, how much would u take off?"Secretary: "everything sir! dress, bra and panties"10.schoolgirl "i do not want to take the sex education class"teacher: "why?"schoolgirl "someone told me that the final exam will be oral"11.scientist have discovered that the lightest thing in the world is a PENIS.this is because it can be lifted up even by a simple thought.written at 6:28 PM
